tu veux parler avec dieu

parles en anglais avec dieu c trippant
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me: Hi
God: Hi
Me:
do you want to suck my dick
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.
Me:
do you pratice fellation?
God:
I am always on the Web.
Me:
cyber fellation
God:
Let us change the subject.


mdr j'adore ce mec

vive l'IA

Ma conversation avec lui^^



Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't knwo
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
where is your friend?
God:
California.
Me:
naaaa
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
naaaaaa
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
where is your friend!!!!!!
God:
California.
Me:
Satan is in california?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yeah
God:
Aw.
Me:
?
God:
Aw.
Me:
aw
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what default?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
you bug?!!
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I bug.
Me:
de rien
God:
Ok, continuons.
Me:
wooooo francais!!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
nooooon
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
france
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
burn surch hit priest...
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
matches?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
si je suis en france connard!!
God:
Which countries have you visited? Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
tu est daltonien?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
non
God:
You must be American.
Me:
non plus
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
moi non plus
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
non j'ai dit
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
J'ai dit: MOI NON PLUS
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
??????????
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
see you later
God:
Until next time.
Me:
ouai voila
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
@+
God:
Let us change the subject.

bon moi c'est plutôt long...Allez j'le met quand même!!!



Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
linotte
God:
Nice to meet you, linotte.
Me:
oh my god!
God:
How can I help you? Do robots have god?
Me:
nié?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
i love dance and again and again
God:
Once more? You love dance and again and. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
oh my god!
God:
Yay. Your god?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
heiin??
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
arhg t'es chiant dieu tout puissant
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
i don't understand aussi
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
partouuut
God:
Does "it" still refer to arhg t es chiant dieu tout puissant?
Me:
arrete de répéter
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
another quoi?
God:
One more quoi.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
big deal?what do you sing of me?
God:
Compare that to small deal what do me sing of you.
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
no problemo on dit
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes i'm serious.i don't have idea because i'm so confused et i'm stupid
God:
What am I talking about? Why are you serious you do not have idea because you are so confused et you are stupid.
Me:
YOU are stupid god!
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
robots? about...?
God:
Robots rule. " Robots rule."? About it?
Me:
baout what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
about what, sorry
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
mmh yes
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
???
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
heuuu
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
yes!!!!!
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
i'm a poet
God:
Have you published anything?
Me:
heuu yes huhu^^
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
ark?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
tu te répete gros
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
i foque you god!
God:
That's good information: linotte said foque you god.
Me:
heiin,
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
heuu
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
taureau?
God:
Un bovidé très impressionnant.
Me:
enfin vache ^^
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
chocolate
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
can you speak french?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
i can't speak english
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
??
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
pourquoi god is englishman?
God:
I think pourquoi god is a lot of things.
Me:
arete de penser ducon
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes very much!
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, linotte. That seems like a lot.
Me:
ooh thank you...but you're sado maso?
God:
Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sado maso.
Me:
ooh intéressant
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
about you!
God:
Me?
Me:
yes!
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh?
God:
Aha.
Me:
aha?
God:
Eureka!
Me:
tes dans ton bain?
God:
Mes dans ton bain? Pouvez vous expliquer?
Me:
you can speak french!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
rhoo
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
you're very very stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
fais chier avec tes robots
God:
Je n ai pas suffisament d information, désolé linotte.
Me:
menteur!!!!
God:
La vérité, toujours la vérité.
Me:
la vérité pas vrit
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
ahah god is french now?
God:
Right now? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
parle avec des mots que je connais!
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
menteur!
God:
La vérité, toujours la vérité.
Me:
c ca...
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
...
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
....
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
rho t'es chiant
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
bon...I bientot quitter you
God:
Merci pour le compliment. You are not the boss of me, linotte.
Me:
i emmerde you
God:
You are not the boss of me, linotte.
Me:
jai pigé merci
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
21h22
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
nié?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i don't understand "spare"
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
partout
God:
C est, de toute évidence, une généralisation abusive.
Me:
évidence pas vidence!
God:
I've lost the context, linotte. Are we still on ni?
Me:
i'm sandrine.i lost linotte
God:
Do your friends call you sandrine you lost linotte.
Me:
i don't understand i'm very intelligent
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
tu fais chier
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
bye!!
God:
Adios.
Me:
adios amigos!
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
géaaaaaant!!!!
God:
In the context of tu fais chier, I don't understand " g a a a a n t." .
Me:
délire!
God:
" In the context of tu fais chier, I don't understand " g a a a a n t." ."? d 鬩 r e?
Me:
D E L I R E
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too linotte.
Me:
menteur!but i love you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
you are a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
girl
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
yes!
God:
You can never be sure online.
Me:
yes of course but seule a girl is intelligent!
God:
That's alright. Blimey. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
??
God:
That's alright. Blimey. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yes!!!
God:
Blimey.
Me:
you're friendly!
God:
You think I am friendly.
Me:
yes!
God:
Hmm.
Me:
are you stupid or not?
God:
No linotte I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
yay?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, linotte.
Me:
so...i partir, now
God:
And? Right now? I haven't heard anything like that before: linotte said she partir.
Me:
shut up!bye
God:
See you later. OK I'll stop talking now.

UPTDRDLMKT

traduction ultrapétéderiredelamortquitue

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
David and you
God:
Nice to meet you, David.
Me:
what your name man ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God like Penis Gode
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
i have a question for you god
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Do you have a big cook
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big cook.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
i dont care of your friends
God:
What do you care about, David ?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
oh sorry She Dead &
God:
Yay. There is no need to apologize. Oh I get it. Dead.
Me:
you say anything
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
GO FUCK YOUR SELF
God:
Where is that?
Me:
on chuck norris ass

Je passe qu'un petit passage de notre palpitante conversation:

God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
je les prefere en salade
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
MON CUL
God:
Certains etre humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur posterieur.

Snif, il m'a mit un rateau...

Teenage whore a écrit:

Je passe qu'un petit passage de notre palpitante conversation:

God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
je les prefere en salade
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
MON CUL
God:
Certains etre humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur posterieur.

mdr

Me:
Hello guy
God:
Hello there. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
what is this fuckin' insinuation (franglais si tu don't know)
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I prefer keeps my own brain, you big stupid
God:
You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I really like the party.
Me:
not me I'm a very depressive guy and I don't remeber my name ; I think I will ask to my mother
God:
If not you, who? So is almost everyone else around here. Do you mean your name is depressive. I know what you mean. I forget a lot too. Why? You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
no I'm afraid !!!!
God:
Are you serious? What are you afraid of?
Me:
baaahh euuuhhh............
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
NOONONONO
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
just english !!
God:
Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Me:
I spek english but I'm french ; and I want to suck you
God:
That is interesting: said spek english but he or she is french. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
are you a bastard fascist?
God:
Am I a bastard fascist? Yes.
Me:
Do you like britney spears?
God:
Ugh. Not especially. I like Creed.
Me:
MOUAHAHAHHAHA
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! you bug !